I LOVE YOU BECAUSE is a modern twist on Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice , set in New York City. A young, uptight greeting card writer’s life is changed when he meets a flighty photographer. Along with their eccentric friends and siblings, they learn to love each other not in spite of their faults, but because of them.
The story begins with Austin Bennet, a young greeting card writer who has his whole life planned out, preparing for a date with his long term girlfriend Catherine on “Another Saturday Night in New York”. Upon arriving to her apartment Austin finds Catherine in bed with another man. Dejected, Austin goes to his local bar, where his brother, Jeff, the eternal bachelor, tries to cheer Austin up by telling him the best way to win a woman back is by being completely indifferent to her in, “Oh, What A Difference”. Meanwhile, Marcy, a flighty photographer, laments to her best friend Diana, about her difficulty in finding the perfect man. Diana, being an actuary, tells Marcy that the best way to find the perfect man is to find a man who is absolutely wrong, which she proves through a series of calculations in “The Actuary Song”. Jeff sets up a double date for himself and Austin, where Austin meets Marcy for the first time. In an attempt to be indifferent to Catherine, he tries to win over Marcy. Austin tries to tell Marcy of his sensitive side, but continually ambushes himself by bringing up his ex-girlfriend in “But I Don’t Want to Talk About Her”. Jeff’s courtship of Diana goes notably better until Jeff throws out his back in a bedroom accident and is rushed to the hospital. Marcy is convinced that Austin would make a perfect rebound man, and after trying to track down Austin for many weeks, Marcy finally corners him at the coffee shop across from the hospital, where Austin sits writing. Marcy discovers that Austin is now trying to win Catherine back by writing her the perfect poem. Marcy tries to keep Austin from writing a cliché laden greeting card poem. She shows him that the lack of romance in his ordered and mannered way of life is evident in how he takes his “Coffee”. Austin calls Catherine, and when her response is all that Marcy predicted it would be Austin agrees to let Marcy help him. Marcy tries to teach Austin the difference between the clichéd romance of a greeting card and the honest romance of a poem in “The Perfect Romance”. He learns well, but Marcy tells him not to send the poem for six months. However, Jeff accidentally sends the poem early. The response from Catherine comes on a post card that Marcy intercepts. She takes Austin out for dinner so that she can break it to him gently. Austin has a bit too much to drink and finally grasps all of Marcy’s lessons of saying what you honestly feel. He explodes at the waiter when he tries to charge Marcy too much for dinner. Austin feels liberated, and Marcy feels like someone actually stood up for her. They both feel a way they haven’t before, and they tell each other in “Because of You”. However, just as their song builds to a kiss, Marcy breaks the news about Catherine to Austin. Crushed, Austin blames the failure on Marcy, who turns on Austin and yells that the reason for his failure is his insistence on having a completely ordered and structured life. This fight ends with the two sleeping together. Meanwhile Jeff and Diana come to an understanding that they express to each other in “We’re Just Friends”. After sleeping with Marcy, Austin runs home and tells Jeff that he might be in love with Marcy. Jeff warns Austin that he is letting his emotions get the better of him, and that he should keep his feelings to himself. Austin debates what he should do in “Maybe We Just Made Love”. Ultimately Austin runs off and tells Marcy how he feels, but she is not ready to feel the same way, and she tells Austin so in “Just Not Now”. Austin returns home to find Catherine waiting for him. Marcy wanders the streets of New York thinking about what she has done. The ensemble appears and helps Marcy convince herself that she is better off “Alone”. Diana tires of her and Jeff’s “friends with benefits” situation, and asks Jeff to become exclusive. Jeff warns her that becoming exclusive will only end in heartache in “That’s What’s Gonna Happen”. Marcy decides that she does return Austin’s affections even though he is so wrong for her. She tells him so in “Even Though”. Austin, now back with Catherine, still hurt by Marcy’s earlier rejection, and reeling from her tactless attempt to apologize, sends her away. Austin, Marcy, Diana, and Jeff, all deal with their heartache in “But I Do”. Marcy and Diana go to the bar where the Bartender and Cocktail Waitress lament with them in “What Do We Do It For?”. Austin returns home and finds Diana and Jeff making up. They convince him that Marcy is the woman for him in “Marcy’s Yours”. Before running to Marcy, Austin takes a moment to say goodbye to his old life in “Goodbye”. Austin runs off to find Marcy, and tells her that she is completely wrong for him, and he is completely wrong for her, and he doesn’t love her anyway. He loves her because of their differences. Austin and Marcy lead the ensemble in the finale, “I Love You Because”.
I LOVE YOU BECAUSE A modern day musical love story Music by JOSHUA SALZMAN Book and Lyrics by RYAN CUNNINGHAM
I LOVE YOU BECAUSE was presented at the National Alliance for Musical Theatre Festival of New Musicals in 2005
AUSTIN BENNET (25; tenor to A): greeting card writer.
JEFF BENNET (28; baritone to G [optional A]): pedi-cab driver.
MARCY FITZWILLIAMS (24; soprano, strong mix to F, belt to D): photographer.
DIANA BINGLEY (27; alto to D): actuary.
COCKTAIL WAITRESS, BARISTRESS, NEIGHBOR, CHINESE FOOD RESTAURANT MANAGER, NYC WOMAN (soprano)
BARTENDER, BARISTA, WAITER, CHINESE FOOD RESTAURANT WAITER, NYC MAN (bari-tenor)
Reed (Soprano Saxophone, Alto Saxophone, Flute, Clarinet, Bass Clarinet, Oboe)
Bass (Acoustic and Electric)
I LOVE YOU BECAUSE - Prop List
I LOVE YOU BECAUSE Prop List ACT 1 -pad/writing utensil -clock -bouquet -keys -drinks -camera -coffees -thermos -notepad/pen -cell phone -shot glasses -poem -envelope -bills -cell phone -“My Little Pony” abacus (available from PropRentalsNY.Com) -bag (set with mail) -postcard -3 plates of Chinese food -2 carafes of wine -wine glasses -check -OPEN/CLOSED sign -Febreeze -picnic basket -blanket -bouquet of daisies ACT 2 -umbrella -BenGay -Chinese take-out -shot glasses -coffee cups If you would like to add to this list, e-mail email@example.com