Short Play (10-15 Minutes)
Comedy
14-81 Actors
(Flexible/Doubling)

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Law and Order: Rhymes and Misdemeanors

by Jonathan Rand
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Synopsis

In the nursery rhyme criminal justice system, citizens are represented by two separate yet equally ridiculous groups: the nursery rhyme police who investigate nursery rhyme crime, and the nursery rhyme district attorneys who prosecute the nursery rhyme offenders. These are their stories.

Casting & Production

Casting

INTENSE VOICEOVER
CHUH-CHUNK
PLACE
TIME
PETER
DETECTIVE ITSY
DEPUTY TWINKLE
LT
RAILROAD WORKER
BLACK SHEEP
SOLE PROPRIETOR
BINGO
DEPUTY ROSIE
HUBBARD
KING COLE
MACDONALD
THE OLD MAN
OLD-TIMERS
PAGEANT PRODUCER
PAGEANT HOST
PAGEANT FRONTRUNNER
PAGEANT CONTESTANTS
CHERYL
WEASEL
OFFICER EENY
OFFICER MEENY
OFFICER MINY
OFFICER MOE
E.A.D.A. JACK
A.D.A. MARY
LITTLE BABY
DEFENSE ATTORNEY BLUE
BUTCHER
BAKER
CANDLESTICK MAKER
CAPTAIN BOAT
BAKER’S MAN
HOT CROSS
GEORGIE
SIMON
MUFFIN MAN
PETIT CHOCON
LITTLE DOG
SUNSHINE
JUDGE GOOSE
DOCTOR FELL
ROCK-A-BYE BAILIFF
Casting Note:
See Production Notes and Appendix in Acting Edition for full information and suggestions on doubling, cast expansion, and gender flexibility.
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Upcoming Productions

Dec 10 – 10, 2025
John Forrest Secondary College
Morley, Australia
Apr 24 – 25, 2026
Branch School
Houston, TX
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